A man runs home yelling :

Pack your bags honey, I just won the 10 millions lotto.



wife: Do I pack for the beach or the mountain



Man: Who cares .. Just pack and get lost !!








A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses" wife instead.



"I"m afraid he died last week." she explains.



The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.



"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."



The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.



By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I"VE ALREADY TOLD

YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO

YOU KEEP CALLING?"



"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it